Short, very short

Okay, whoever reads this i'm telling you, IT"S REALLY SHORT!!!!!
I'm not saying it's that short ,but it is!
I mean not many people would read short stuff. (Not offending short people)
But, I mean I like reading short stuff, BUT THEY HAVE TO BE INTERESTING!!!!
I know! It's not so interesting so far, but this note is so short, IT STRECHES A MILE!!!!!
No! Just kidding.
But that would be cool.
My screen isn't even a mile.
How would it FIT????
ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!!!!!
You know people who are reading this, I'm pretty much just saying anything.
Right now, I just feel like putting a new post in, so here I am, typing in a new post, that sounds pretty plain and boring.
I mean, IT DOESN"T EVEN HAVE A TOPIC!!!!
Well, besides short, very short which doesn't make sense, because every word I type make it longer.
Next thing you know, IT IS A MILE!!!!!!
I know, it's supposed to be short, but I just like typing!

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Okay I'm officially ending this!
No! I can't!
This just seems to boring! I need it to be funnier!
BUT HOW PEOPLE??????
Tell me how!

Now it's ending!
No wait!
One more thing, I bet in the beginning you read the title, but when you looked down, you were like.... OMG! Oh My Gosh! OMG! OH My Gosh!!!!!!.... On and on 300 times because you saw how long it was.
I know! But how can a girl resist being funny!
Okay, I'm really SERIOUS! I'm ending this!

But there's more!!!!
No, just kidding!!!!