About the story, First step....

I started typing the story, soon it got kinda boring so I made up a different story! Much more unboringer < not a word, but it is really better. Sorry to Ms. Levison, but I'm writing a different story for her. It's called "Middle School Dropout" and It's a fun story so far! I've already typed up two chapters. My goal is to at least do sixteen long chapters or better, DO MORE!

Oh, yeah. The story is about this girl named Natalie (My cousin chose the name) and I haven't really decided on her last name yet, but her mom (At age 35) retires and stays at home. Then when Natalie comes home, she sees her mom in the kitchen sitting at the table. That's when she finds out her mom retired. By the way, it's called middle school dropout because Natalie's still in middle school. So when she figures out her mom retires, she comes up with a wacky idea to spend more time with her mom.......she wanted to be home schooled!

Her mom agrees and just the first day of home school, it was one of her worst days ever!

The determination....

is a word. Anyways, in the past posts, have I made you laugh at all? I mean, some of them, it's okay not to laugh, but some of them need to be laughed at, NEED TO BE!!!!

I'm serious, if I hadn't made you laugh, I'm a terrible, TERRIBLE comedian! I wouldn't want to hear that, because this is as funny as I can be. Plus, If I didn't make you laugh, then if I tried making my stories funny, it wouldn't be laughing, there would be frowning!!!!! Oh, no!!!!! That's worser than hearing I'm not a good comedian! I'm a terrible, HORRIBLE author too?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Duh!

Duh, what does it mean? A lot of people say the word "duh". Do they know the definition of "duh"? It's wierd, I can never get a stable subject. Do you know what duh means? I say it too! But I totally don't know what it means, and where did the word "duh" come from anyways? You know, I don't even think that word is a word.

:) If YOU can find out what duh means, LET ME KNOW!!!!! I'm so curious....

Funny... RELAX!!!

This is a totally quiet time for me and this is not funny. The title, oh... it says funny right? Yeah get a load of funny. I mean, you can dump stuff and be funny. You can act, and be funny. Almost anything is funny. You just don't realize it, but it's in your soul.

Why am I saying this anyways? This is practically the most unfunny thing in the whole universe!!!!! Is unfunny even a word?!? God! I'm getting hypered up!!!

No...i'm not.

Pretty much the reason I made this blog was because I can say anything I want when I'm bored. Which I am now. That's when I type boring stuff because I'm bored. I'm only funny if I am perked up. But now, I'm just regular typing. Or as I call it, Bored, typing, sitting, and I could name a million more things that I'm doing, but I too bored to say them all.

So goodbye. And only read the good ones. Yeah.... that'll work, right?

THIS IS A WARNING!!!!

To people of all ages! I do not mean to scare you, but....
TOMORROW, of whatever day, meaning it doesn't matter what day is tomorrow as long as there is a tomorrow.

Anyways, try finding the warning then leave a comment.
And don't leave like 60 paragraphs of 19 sentences in each, and if you read the short very short thing, I also don't like too long things.
Although I like to type long things.
Am I making myself clear?
No, I'm just making this post even longer.
How dumb am I!
Gosh!
I've got to stop this!!!!!
Okay clam down!!!!!
No I can't!!!!!
.......
breathe in and out,
okay this is ending.

Read this and laugh, OR DIE! (not really funny though)

Okay, so you're going down the street and doing nothing, but walking when suddenly, a clown pops out at you're face! (Totally random) He was a guy and you asked him a question even though he look sooooo FRIGHTENING! So you ask, "How are you..." in a shaky voice. And right when he scared you the most, he took a deep breath and started talking like a gay man and very girly. He said, "OMG! You're heels go like so goood with you're shirt! And oh my gosh, is that rimmle london lipstick?!? I like wear that too. It's peachy red right? In fact I'm wearing that right now!"
And then you laugh cause you thought the clown was kidding. But then he takes another big breath and he turns into a comedy host because he thought you wanted funny. So he started making all these jokes like,"You know some kids, boys act like such a girl. They like talk about how pretty your eyes are, when they like you. that's like so wierd. All that time you were walking and when you got home you called you 're husband, "honey! I'm home!" And that clown took a deep breath and turned into your husband! "AHH!!!!!" You yelled in horror as you fainted.

Short, very short

Okay, whoever reads this i'm telling you, IT"S REALLY SHORT!!!!!
I'm not saying it's that short ,but it is!
I mean not many people would read short stuff. (Not offending short people)
But, I mean I like reading short stuff, BUT THEY HAVE TO BE INTERESTING!!!!
I know! It's not so interesting so far, but this note is so short, IT STRECHES A MILE!!!!!
No! Just kidding.
But that would be cool.
My screen isn't even a mile.
How would it FIT????
ANSWER THAT QUESTION!!!!!!
You know people who are reading this, I'm pretty much just saying anything.
Right now, I just feel like putting a new post in, so here I am, typing in a new post, that sounds pretty plain and boring.
I mean, IT DOESN"T EVEN HAVE A TOPIC!!!!
Well, besides short, very short which doesn't make sense, because every word I type make it longer.
Next thing you know, IT IS A MILE!!!!!!
I know, it's supposed to be short, but I just like typing!

...........

Okay I'm officially ending this!
No! I can't!
This just seems to boring! I need it to be funnier!
BUT HOW PEOPLE??????
Tell me how!

Now it's ending!
No wait!
One more thing, I bet in the beginning you read the title, but when you looked down, you were like.... OMG! Oh My Gosh! OMG! OH My Gosh!!!!!!.... On and on 300 times because you saw how long it was.
I know! But how can a girl resist being funny!
Okay, I'm really SERIOUS! I'm ending this!

But there's more!!!!
No, just kidding!!!!

To: Ms.Levison and please read!

THIS IS ONLY TO MY TEACHER! But friends can read it.
To: Ms. Levison

Teacher! You should read this all! I mean it!

I made up a story called "First Step". It's about this chinese girl and I really haven't decided the topic. But the two topic's i'm thinking of. is first step to "rich kingdom" or first step to "hardworking america" but I want to talk about how I got the idea and who I'll dedicate it to. But seriously, when I let you read it, READ IT! For me, I read it over and over again, I never GET BORED! It's really good!

First of all, I got the idea to write something about China or chinese people was because my teacher like things about China. (Obviuosly, I don't know what , but what ever.) So I really wanted to write cover to cover on this story and dedicate it to my teacher, Ms. Levison. She's really nice to all of us! (Us = students) She's funny and great! So this book later on that I WILL, and I mean WILL finish and hand it over to my teacher to read and I really hope she likes it. I made it specially for her!

I really wanted to do something for a teacher, and it has to be extremely great. Plus I was in the mood for writing a story. So anyways since I was, I wrote a story! WOOHOO!

And maybe later, I would put a little of it on my blog to see if you like it! So keep on coming here to see what's new!

Yeah...

To Public:

Hello.... I probably should say my name. Uh... I'm grassy greem. I mean green.... Kind of shy, but I know all my friends should check this out.

To friends:

hEY BUDDIES! wAZ UP? tHIS BLOG ISN'T REALLY FUNNY, BUT i'M JUST TELLING YOU! bUT IT WILL BE, IT WILL BE.... SOON ENOUGH!
i'M NOT REALLY SHY, BUT THAT'S TO THE PUBLIC! i'M TALKING TO YOU GUYS SO WHY SHOULD i BE AFRAID?!? sEE YOU THE NEXT TIME YOU VISIT ME!( iF YOU EVER DO SO)
dO i SCARE YOU IN THIS BLOG? iF SO, JUST TELL ME.

Back to Public:

Please, if you read the one I sent to my friends, they're personal... I mean only to my friends. If you see another one of those, umm.... please skip it. Please.... only read the ones for the public.
Thank you!

Back to friends:

hEY YOU GUYS! YOU SHOULD READ ALL, i MEAN ALL OF THIS!
fRIENDS AREN'T SPECIAL,
BUT THEIR HEART IS,
fRIENDS ARE LIKE FAMILY,
bUT THEY'RE NOT,
sO WHY DO WE CALL THEM FRIENDS,
wHEN WE REALLY ONLY LIKE THEIR HEART?

dO YOU GUYS GET THE POEM? i MEAN IT REALLY IS SPECIAL fOR YOU GUYS! i MADE IT UP!!!! LIKE?
Sorry, I like typing in capital letters! They make me sound enthusiatstic!